Pinkie Pie's Evil Twin by AugieDog Enraptured, Pinkie Pie reached a front hoof out to touch the silver framework of the object leaning against one of the library’s bookshelves. "It's so shiny and shimmery and much much more than three-dimensional! What magical, marvelous, miraculous sort of thing is this, Twilight??" "Uhhh..." she heard the unicorn say from across the room. "It's a mirror, Pinkie." "A mirror?" Pinkie cocked her head. Rectangular and a little taller than her, it did look like a mirror at first, and the pink pony gazing back at her from it might have appeared to be her reflection-- "To the untrained eye perhaps," she said aloud. The Twilight Sparkle in that backwards world glanced up from the book she was nosing through. "Uhh, actually?" the voice of her own Twilight said behind her, the image cleverly mimicking the movements of her muzzle. "It's a mirror, all right. Applejack had it out in her barn, and I was looking for something I could maybe cut it up to build Spike his own telescope. But the glass is too pitted and warped for that. Could you use a mirror, Pinkie?" Hearing the words Twilight wasn't saying, Pinkie gasped in shock and delight. "You're absolutely right! It's my destiny, isn't it?" She struck a heroic pose and couldn't help admiring her counterpart in the glass taking a similar stance. "I must guard this portal against those monsters who would dare invade our beloved Equestria with their...their--" She put a hoof to her chin. "Should they have slime-dripping tentacles or pony- crushing teeth, d'you think?" Glancing back and forth, Pinkie saw that both Twilights were wearing that furrow-browed expression she saw so often on her purple unicorn friend. "Excuse me?" she asked. Pinkie clapped her hoofs. "Of course! They need both!" Pressing herself against the cold surface of the infernal device, Pinkie pulled pink and purple streamers from her panniers and strapped the thing to her back. "Fear not!" she announced. "They! Shall! Not! Pass!" Trying to rear up and scissor her front hoofs dramatically, she misjudged how heavy her new burden was and ended up falling chin first onto the carpet, the mirror sliding forward to bop her between the ears. A moment got her hoofs under her again, and she turned a triumphant grin toward the gaping Twilight. "The gateway remains secure!" she reassured her, then with a toss of her mane, she trotted toward the library's front door. "But..." she heard Twilight call. "It's just a mirror!" *** Armed with several boxes of cupcakes and a pitcher of ice tea, Pinkie Pie set up watch that night, the alleged mirror propped against the wall beside the big oven at the bakery: no use doing this at home, after all, where the cupcakes were so far away. The bakery was an inherently defensible position, too, rolling pins, bags of flour, and big ceramic bowls ready in case she needed to clonk anypony on the head. And besides, she felt so comfortable here, she had no trouble at all stretching out on one of the little throw rugs and falling immediately asleep. She came awake, though, when something started humming, a sound that made her think maybe bees had gotten into the bakery again and were quietly trying to replace the regular honey with some sort of experimental, mutant honey. Opening her eyes to tell them she'd rather they didn't do that, she was confused to see nothing but the mirror reflecting the silvery shimmer of the moon over the walls, the pots and pans, the stoves and ovens-- Especially since the moon wasn't shining in from anywhere. Still, the mirror kept shimmering, and as she watched, something began moving deep inside it, something dark getting larger, something pushing now against the mirror's surface and bulging it out like an unwanted raisin against the otherwise perfectly baked crown of a muffin. Pinkie's tail twitched, and a pony emerged from the mirror, a black pegasus with a white mane, white along her chest and wings, her cutie mark a weird symbol that looked like a capital 'H' with a new hairdo, the tops trimmed off and curls brushed out on either side. The pony looked around the room, and Pinkie saw she had glasses perched on her snout and a green kerchief gathering her mane into white spikes over her forehead. "Gracious!" the odd pony said, her voice almost as snooty-sounding as Rarity when she was making one of her points. "Has it worked?" The voice clinched it as far as Pinkie was concerned. "Yes!" she yelled, leaping up from the rug. The other pony startled back a step and snapped her head over to Pinkie. "Ah! Hello!" She began to trot across the floor toward Pinkie, and Pinkie could feel her heart beating faster and faster with each step the other took. "Forgive my unorthodox entrance. My name is Thagoras Pi, and I am--" "My evil twin!" Pinkie shouted, starting to dance around the kitchen. "I knew it! I knew it! I--!" "Twin?" Pinkie's evil twin blinked through her glasses. "We...we look nothing alike." "Well, of course we don't!" Pinkie stopped her dance, rolled her eyes that she even had to explain something so basic. "If you fool everyone into thinking you're me just because you look like me, where's the evil genius in that??" The pegasus ruffled her wings. "I don't think I quite qualify under the 'evil' provision, either." She cocked her head as if considering. "Yes, like all of us, I have the occasional moral lapse, but--" "OK. First thing?" Pinkie assumed her lecturing position, one front hoof raised, her eyes partly closed. "Your name." She drew the syllables out and used her spookiest voice. "Thag- or-as! How is that not evil??" Thagoras blinked some more. "It was my grandmother's--" "Second! You stepped--no, you oozed! You oozed out of an evil magic mirror!" "Ah, yes. Actually, you see, I was--" "And third!" Pinkie advanced toward Thagoras with her most devastating point, the black and white pegasus backing away from her. "You're my evil twin! They don't let you be an evil twin if you're not evil!" Thagoras's nostrils twitched. "I...I can't help but feel we've gotten off on the wrong hoof somehow. Perhaps--" "Fine!" Pinkie sat back and folded her front legs across her chest. "If you're gonna be that way, I'll show you how it's done!" She stood, flicked her tail, and started for the door. *** Storming out of the bakery into the moonlit night, Pinkie wasn't even sure if Thagoras was following. Just her luck to get stuck with some sorta rookie evil twin! She started wondering who she could complain to--was there someone in charge of assigning evil twins?--but a scuffling on the doorstep made her look back to see Thagoras coming after her, the pegasus looking around, her eyes wider than ever behind her little glasses. "I've done it! An alternate Ponyville! The grocery store's on the wrong side of the street, and-- Is that the library?" "Twilight's! Yes! We'll start there!" Pinkie nodded in satisfaction and started trotting across the town square. Maybe this would get her evil twin into the swing of things! Thagoras caught up and matched her pace. "Twilight? At the library?" Excitement filled her voice. "That proves I've crossed over! The Bosky Twilight I know would much rather loll about teasing her mane than do anything as strenuous as thinking! Why, I recall one time--" Pinkie nodded as Thagoras launched into some story, but she wasn't listening, too busy watching along the gutters for-- "Ah!" She smelled it before she saw it in the midnight darkness: a cabbage that had fallen off a produce wagon during the market earlier in the day. "Here we go!" "--it was simply the most ridiculous thing for an earth pony to-- Hmmm? I'm sorry; what?" Thagoras had gone on a few steps without apparently noticing that Pinkie had stopped. Pinkie added it to the list she'd started for her eventual complaint letter and decided she'd better keep things basic. "Stand here." Pinkie pointed to the cabbage. "And kick that--" She moved her hoof to point at the front window of the library just a few yards further along. "There." The black and white pegasus just blinked. "I beg your pardon?" Pinkie puffed a breath through her nostrils. "I'm getting awful tired of this whole sweet and innocent thing!" She spread her front hoofs in appeal. "Dark passions swirl within your fiendish breast! Let's get 'em on out here!" Thagoras just looked uncomfortable. "I don't wish to appear rude, ummm... I'm sorry, I never did get your name." "Didn't get my--??" That was it! The last straw! Pinkie felt her eyes spinning in her head. "I'm your good twin! Pinkie Pie! Don't they even give you, like, a brochure or something explaining all this??" "Pinkie Pie??" Thagoras's spiky mane sprang up even further. "Then you're my--! And I'm your--!" A hinge creaked. "What's going on out there??" Twilight's voice called. "It wasn't me, Twilight!" Pinkie had been waiting all night to say it. "It was my evil twin!" "No, no, no!" Thagoras took a step back from Pinkie. "Something's gone horribly awry!" "What??" Twilight was leaning further out the window now. "Who's down there with you, Pinkie?" Pinkie gestured to the pegasus. "I told you! Thagoras Pi! My evil twin! She came out of that mirror just like I told you! I mean, just like I would have told you if I hadn't thought at first that monsters would come out, but--!" A sigh from above. "Hold on," Twilight said, then the air beside Pinkie fluttered, and Twilight Sparkle appeared wearing what Pinkie always thought of as her grumpy face. "OK, now, what--?" "No!" Thagoras cried again, turning and running for the bakery. "I can't be here! My formula should only have taken me to a plane where my counterpart no longer existed! My presence here imperils the entire multiverse!" "What?" Twilight asked. "Wait!" Pinkie yelled, and the two of them took off after the other pony. "There's so much more we need to do!" Thagoras flew through the bakery door, but Pinkie and Twilight weren't far behind: skidding inside, Pinkie saw her evil twin gesturing and tapping on the mirror, little spots of light dancing over its surface. "I checked and re-checked!" she was muttering. "This should never have happened!" "Magic?" Pinkie heard Twilight say beside her. "From a pegasus?" Pinkie cleared her throat. "Not just any pegasus!" She tapped her chest with a front hoof. "My evil twin!" Thagoras turned, her eyes panicked behind her glasses. "It's physics rather that magic, actually, and while this looks like quite a lovely Ponyville, I'm sorry I can't stay to explain. The quantum energy flux that must be even now building up around us--" She tapped one last place on the mirror, and the surface went all shimmery like it had earlier, that hum filling the air. "For the continued existence of all baryonic matter, perhaps it might be best that you consider this to have merely been a dream of some sort." And turning, she pushed against the glass, melted into it like butter on a hot pan. The wavering light swallowed her and vanished, darkness filling the kitchen again. When it kept on being dark and quiet, Pinkie blew out a sigh. "Oh, well. Even if she wasn't the best evil twin, I guess it's still nice to know she's out there somewhere." "But..." Twilight squeaked; Pinkie turned, saw her friend's eyes wide and white-rimmed, her ears folded back along her head. "It's just a mirror..." "Well, yeah." Pinkie trotted over, touched the silver frame, and grinning at her reflection, thought about the pattern Thagoras had tapped there, a pattern as easy to remember as the recipe for chocolate peppermint cupcakes. "It is now."
Friday, March 18, 2011
Pinkie Pie's Evil Twin
The story I wrote for last Monday's "WriteFriend/DrawFriend" event over at The Equestria Daily. I've since thought of a way to make this chapter 1 of something a lot longer, so expect to see more of it eventually. It was inspired by this image here:
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