Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Biggest Little Pony: Act 1

I'd recommend reading the Intro before reading this, but now that we've had the titles and a commercial break, we return for Act 1 of this My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode. Again, nearly everything here is copyright Hasbro Inc.

     Mac looked a little shaky to Belle, actually, as if the 

twenty-eight crate lift had taken more out of him than he was 

letting on.  Not that his usual placid expression changed a bit, 

of course, but watching him tilt his head to take in the full 

height of the towers, she could sense his nervousness--though 

only ponies who'd known him as long as she had would notice.  

     "Y'all can do it, Mac!" came a familiar voice from beside 

her, and looking down, she caught Applejack's sideways glance.  

"Sorry, Belle, but he's kin, ain't he?"

     "No problem, AJ."  Belle smiled at the smaller earth pony.  

"I'm rooting for him, too."

     "Well, that's mighty big--uhh, I mean, mighty nice of you!"

     Belle lowered her head to whisper, "It's just he's the only 

one who can give me a challenge anymore, y'know?"

     Applejack laughed quietly, but movement at the towers: Mac 

breathing in, breathing out, bending his legs, and sliding into 

the saddle-shaped frame on the bottom of the platform.  Eyes 

clenching, he sucked in another breath, pushed up, the crates 

wobbling, and straightened his legs--or at least, he tried to 

straighten his legs.  But the crates didn't do anything but 

wobble, the platform not rising at all, sweat breaking out over 

Mac's brow.  A few more seconds he kept straining at it, then 

with a whoosh of breath, he dropped down and scooted out from 

under.  "Ah...nope," he said, turning his slow grin on Belle.

     She smiled back and started toward the platform, squared 

her big shoulders and spread her pecs as she felt every eye in 

the audience focusing on her.  "This is it," she heard Pinkie 

Pie saying, her too-loud whisper rising in pitch and volume.  

"If Barbelle can lift this, I mean, it'll only be the most 

totally incredible, fantastic, fabuliferous thing anyone has 

ever done anywhere ever!"

     The last two words came out as a shriek, Belle turning with 

the whole crowd to stare at Pinkie: the little earth pony stood 

reared back, her front hoofs gripping the megaphone, tendons 

standing out along her neck.  For the space to two eyeblinks, 

silence stretched, then Pinkie looked around, put one hoof on 

her hip, and narrowed her eyes.  "Well??  It will!"

     Rainbow Dash landed with a laugh.  "But no pressure, 

Belle!"

     The crowd laughed, and Belle did, too.  Not that she had 

any real doubts.  This was what she did, after all.  

     Slow and easy she stepped to the platform, gave it a look, 

smiled back at the crowd, and wedged herself into the space 

underneath.  Her hoofs found the brace points she and Mac had 

dug earlier, and she took her stance, filled her lungs, pressed 

her back against the padded frame, and started pushing upward.  

     It pushed back, of course, didn't want to move, and Belle 

felt a second or two of surprise at how much heavier just two 

apple crates had made the thing.  Lowering her head, she looked 

at her front legs, saw the biceps swelling beneath her skin, 

felt her thighs doing the same, the strength building throughout 

her body, building and growing and tightening and bursting till 

with a snort, Belle straightened her legs, heard the platform 

creak and groan, saw its thick timbers lift clear of the ground, 

the crowd behind her erupting with whoops.  

     "She's done it!" Pinkie Pie was crowing.  "Never before in 

the history of Equestria has this reporter witnessed such a--!  

Hey!  What...what's she--?"

     Concentrating, Belle began to turn in place, sliding her 

hoofs careful so she wouldn't unbalance the thousand or so 

pounds stretching from her back a good twenty feet into the air.  

But she wanted to see them, wanted to see the crowd, wanted to 

watch them all cheering for her.  Head held high, she shuffled 

around, her smile slightly forced--this thing was heavy!--but 

absolutely heart-felt.  And in the crowd--

     Smiles, yes, Applejack and Big Mackintosh right at the 

front, AJ hooting and hollering like only she could.  But more 

of the crowd had their mouths hanging open, their big eyes 

practically whirling.  

     Respect?  Fear?  Awe?  Belle didn't know, and she didn't 

really care.  All she knew as she forced her legs to straighten 

further, her muscles singing like a storm wind through a forest, 

widening her stance and lifting the crates a couple inches 

higher, all she knew was that they wouldn't forget this moment, 

wouldn't forget her.  Not as long as they lived.

     Satisfied, she tossed her two-toned green mane, slowly 

began relaxing her muscles, let the platform sink till it 

touched ground.  Exhaling as far as she could, she managed to 

pull herself in just enough to squeeze out from the framework 

with a pop, the towers of crates clattering along with the clop-

clop-clop of the ponies applauding.  She caught Mac's eye, gave 

him a nod, and called out over the cheering, "Like that, Mac."

     He returned the nod as laconic as ever, but the ponies 

rushing to surround her more than made up for his reserve with 

their cheers and whistles, Pinkie Pie's voice cutting through 

everything else: "I'm down on the field now, Spike!"  The 

megaphone jabbed up into her face, and Belle looked down to see 

Pinkie behind it, her mane as tossled as a blackberry bush.  

"Tell the world, Belle: how does it feel to be the champion of 

all champions??"

     "Well,--" Belle began, but Pinkie was already turning away.

     "You heard it here first, folks!  Now back to Spike in 

broadcast central!"

     "Uhh, Pinkie?" came the dragon's voice from where he stood 

blinking on Belle's other side.  "I'm right here, actually."

     Pinkie nodded.  "That's OK."  She shook her megaphone 

harness off and trotted away.  "We're done now anyway."

     Most of the other ponies in the crowd congratulated Belle 

before moving to the refreshment tables, and Belle began 

thinking about heading that way as well when an enthusiastic 

voice spoke up: "That...was...amazing!"

     Turning, Belle saw a slim purple unicorn standing next to 

the dragon, a starburst pattern on her flanks and a sparkle in 

her eyes.  "And when you turned around with the whole tower on 

your back?  I could hardly believe it!"

     "Thanks," Belle said with a nod.  Sure were a lot of 

strangers in town all of a sudden...

     "Oh, yeah!"  Rainbow Dash swooped down and hovered half a 

foot off the ground in front of Belle, the only way Belle could 

look anypony straight in the eye these days.  "Belle, you 

prob'bly haven't met Twilight yet!"  The pegasus landed and 

gestured with a front hoof.  "Twilight, this is Barbelle.  

Belle, this is Twilight Sparkle.  She and Spike just moved here 

from Canterlot and are living in the library downtown."

     "Pleased to meet you."  Belle held out a hoof.

     Twilight touched her own to it, her eyes going ever wider.  

"Whoa!  My hoof!  It's barely half the size of yours!  I mean, 

not even Princess Celestia's personal guards are as big as you!"

     The unicorn radiated such warm friendliness, Belle couldn't 

help smiling.  "Well, my mom always said I was an earth pony 

with a couple extra scoops of earth in me."

     "Just a couple?"  The dragon--Spike, Dash had said his name 

was--looked her up and down and back to front.  

     "Spike,..." Twilight said, a slight edge to her voice, but 

then she laughed.  "But I guess you must be used to that sort of 

thing by now, Belle."

     Belle shrugged, suddenly and uncomfortably aware of how the 

motion made the muscles bulge up and down her torso.  "I can't 

change who I am.  And I wouldn't want to, anyway."

     "That's the spirit!"  The sparkles in Twilight's eyes 

became more pronounced.  "Might I ask, then, what it is you do 

around town?  'Cause I'll bet it's something amazing, like 

rescuing ponies when their houses catch fire, or smashing rocks 

into gravel to clear away avalanches!"  She looked up at Belle 

expectantly.

     Belle blinked back.  "Well, I, uhh..."  Raising her right 

foreleg, she flexed it, let the biceps bunch up huge and hard.  

"I do this.  I mean, a couple hours ev'ry morning and afternoon, 

meals and jogging and getting to bed good and early: my workout 

schedule doesn't leave me a lotta time for anything else..."

     "But..."  Twilight looked confused.  "What good is it?" 

     The question hit Belle hard as a slap, and Twilight's 

eyelids fluttered, her teeth catching her lower lip.  "I'm 

sorry: I didn't mean it to come out that way!  It's just--"  The 

unicorn planted her front hoofs, and a wavy light glowed into 

being around her horn.  "I practice every day, too, running my 

magic exercises and working on new spells.  But I've come to 

realize that the best reason to do it is so I can help my 

friends when they need it."  The light from her horn faded.  

"You've got some amazing gifts, Belle, and I was just wondering 

what...what you do with them..."  Her voice trailed off, and she 

looked more nervous than Mac had staring at the pile of--

     "Hey!" Applejack shouted behind Belle.  "Dag nab it, Derpy!  

Watch out for the--!"

     Belle spun, a light blue flutter drawing her gaze upward to 

Derpy Hooves, the cross-eyed pegasus pony flying past the 

stacked apple crates.  Except, Belle saw, instead of flying 

past, she was lurching sideways, her wings and tail flailing, 

and crashing right into the towers, the wooden crates creaking, 

tipping, toppling down toward the tables where the other ponies 

were just turning to see what all the noise was about.

     "Look out!" Belle shouted, starting to rush forward, not 

sure what she could do to stop thirty full crates of apples as 

they tumbled end over end, the ponies screaming and starting to 

scatter before the--

     A ringing like wind chimes filled the air, and white smoke 

sprang from nowhere, wrapped around the boxes, slowed their 

descent.  A strangled grunt behind her, and Belle spun again to 

see Twilight Sparkle, her face a grimace, her horn so bright, 

Belle had to squint.  "Applejack!" the unicorn gasped.  "Get 

everypony out of the area!"

     "You got it, sugar cube!"  Belle looked over her shoulder 

at AJ herding folks away from the tables.  "This way, folks; 

right over here.  Keep it movin', keep it movin'."  The crates 

had frozen in mid-air, the smoke surrounding them as thick and 

billowy as clouds after a rain storm.  "All clear, Twilight!" 

Applejack called then.

     The clouds began drifting downward, lowering the crates 

slowly to the ground, and Belle looked back at the unicorn, her 

eyes clenched, her whole slender body seeming to vibrate with 

the effort of holding up--

     Holding up the thirty apple crates.  Exactly the same thing 

Belle had just done.

     A glance at the tables showed her the crates now settling 

one by one onto the grass, Rainbow Dash whooshing past to dispel 

each cloud after it had dropped its cargo.  "Woo-hoo!" the 

pegasus yelled.  "Just a couple more, Twi, and that'll be it!"

     Twilight just grunted in reply, sweat dripping from her 

mane, but as Belle watched, her breathing deepened, her wrinkled 

brow smoothed, and she slowly straightened up, finally puffing a 

gust through her nose and opening her eyes.  "Whoosh!"  She gave 

Belle a smile.  "Those were heavy, weren't they?

     Belle couldn't help herself.  "That...was...amazing!" she 

said, trying her best to imitate the way Twilight had said it 

not that many minutes ago.

     A blush darkened Twilight's purple cheeks, and Spike seemed 

to unfreeze beside her.  "Twilight!"  He reached for her like he 

expected the unicorn might collapse.  "Are you OK??"

     "Pretty much."  She stretched first one hind leg, then the 

other.  "Good thing I did my limbering up exercises this 

morning."  She winked over Spike's head at Belle.  "Now, let's 

see if we can't help clear those boxes away."

     She trotted toward the tables, Spike right behind her, and 

Belle fell in, too, but...

     What good is it? Twilight Sparkle had asked just before the 

crates had started falling.  All these muscles Belle had spent 

her life building, all the hours she'd devoted so fervently that 

she'd developed barbells as her cutie mark, and when her friends 

had needed her help?

     What good had it all been?

Another commercial break now, but thanks to the magic of the internet, you can go directly on to Act 2 if you'd care to!

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