"It was truly the oddest thing!" Rarity waved her horn,
tucking a quick stitch into the collar of Rainbow Dash's blue
satin jacket, the pegasus shifting her head back and forth to
peer at herself in the full-length mirror Rarity had set up
against the cabinets her unexpected visitor had taken the books
from. "Why shouldn't we let ponies know we were the ones who
restored Princess Luna??"
Twilight seemed a bit distracted. "Ory Stargazer," she
muttered, shaking her head, the reflection from her tiara
spattering shards of light over the walls of the room.
But Applejack shrugged, fiddling a bit, Rarity couldn't
help noticing, with the simple gabardine collar around her
Element of Harmony necklace. "Well, Princess Luna ain't done
much to get on folks' good sides 'round here."
Fluttershy's sigh didn't even rustle the lace of her
collar. "But Princess Luna is good! Maybe she just isn't at
her best with other ponies..."
Pinkie heaved a much larger sigh. "As my uncle Arbutus
would say, 'I blame a tragic lack of parties.'" She rolled over
onto her back, Rarity happy to see that the skirt she'd designed
followed the movement rather than snagging or tearing.
"Fortunately, some of us are gonna be correcting that pretty
darn quick!"
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Half the Day is Night, Chapter 5
Prologue ; Chapter 1 ; Chapter 2 ; Chapter 3 ; Chapter 4
First Impression
Previously we had 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9. Then the 10th Thursday Prompt from Poetigress was "new pet." And so--
"It's demeaning is what it is," El Brujo was saying,
huddled close to my thighs in an effort to keep out of the wind.
"But why should I be surprised? Dogs and crows haven't an ounce
of propriety to share amongst either of their genera:
it's common knowledge."
I was concentrating on getting us back to the house. Not
that I expected rain from the big clouds skittering across the
blue overhead, not around here at the end of April. But the
wind was blowing against us, and a guy in a wheelchair with a
big black cat in his lap, that's not exactly an aerodynamic
shape.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Red Rover, Red Rover
After 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8, number 9 in Poetigress's weekly prompts was the word "red."
As the fabled April showers start subsiding into the equally
legendary May flowers, I get back into the swing of things, bundle
myself up in the twilight after supper, and roll out into the
neighborhood to see who's who and what's what. I guess it's my
version of spring fever.
But the sweeter weather means that El Brujo'll join me more
often than not--she takes her vocation as my nurse and personal
physical therapist much more strongly when it's not raining, I've
noticed. And last night while most of the house headed up to Holy
Thursday services, she and I sallied forth for our first Evening
Cruise of the year.
Mortification
After 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7, the next prompt from Poetigress was "betrayal."
Spring's got a lot of good things about it, of course. The
way the weather sweetens up, for instance, means that those of us
at the house who are still somewhat self-propelled can get out and
around the neighborhood more often. Exercise like that makes
Donna and Eric, our physical therapists, happy, and anytime the
PTs're smiling, we all smile.
The thing is, though, nice weather means everyone in
the neighborhood starts shifting around more, and when the human
residents in their minivans and SUVs cross paths with the furry
and feathery population, well, the technical term for that is
'roadkill.' And wheeling along the sidewalks this time of year, I
start coming across more and more of it.
Usually, though, I'll find crows picking at the carcass
rather than being the carcass, so rounding the corner to
see a crow lying on his back out in the middle of the street made
me grab my rims and pull myself to a halt. And even though I'd
heard on the radio a while ago that humans in scientific tests
have shown themselves unable to tell one crow from another, this
one looked like Jefe, the big crow who'd been taunting El Brujo
lately from the roof of the De La Vega's house next door.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Half the Day is Night, Chapter 4
Prologue ; Chapter 1 ; Chapter 2 ; Chapter 3
"Where--?" Twilight set her horn glowing, tried to look
around, but the darkened space was so big, she couldn't see
anything other than her friends standing in the puddle of light
she was casting and craning their necks as well, the cart full
of Rarity's luggage sitting half in shadow. "Where are we?"
A piece of the darkness moved, Princess Luna stepping into
the light to smile down at her. "Sister Celestia calls it the
Night Palace." She looked around, too, her smile becoming a
frown. "Nowhere near as nice as our old place, but I guess
that's pretty much a ruin nowadays." She sighed. "I don't come
here that often..."
Endless Possibilities
Previously, we had 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and then Poetigress's Thursday Prompt for April 7th was the word "stolen." So--
Rolling down to the mailbox between rainstorms to send in my
latest Publisher's Clearinghouse entry, I stopped for a breather
like I usually do at the Ramsay's house on the corner at the
bottom of what I call the hill even though I doubt anyone walking
would even notice the incline. And that meant Traveler came out
to talk to me. "Good afternoon, Mr. August," he said as formally
as only a Doberman can. "As the master and mistress aren't home,
I hope you'll forgive me if I dispense with my usual barking and
slathering."
"Quite all right, Trav." I peeled the velcro open on my
gloves and readjusted them. "I know you're just doing your job."
Half the Day is Night, Chapter 3
I'm doing so much writing, it's starting to back up! But here's the next chapter of my MLP novel! Before it, though, is the Prologue, Chapter 1 and Chapter 2.
"I don't like this, Twilight." Spike poured tea into her
cup, Twilight Sparkle watching through bleary eyes as he
squeezed in exactly the right amount of lemon. "Princess
Celestia says she's passed all my questions on to Princess Luna,
but I haven't got a single answer yet! Not one!"
Nodding, Twilight activated her horn and raised the cup to
sip from it, Zecora's special blend just exactly what she needed
to perk herself awake at five o'clock on a Monday morning after
two of the most hectic days of her life. But she'd gotten
everything checked off her list: all Fluttershy's blankets had
gotten unpacked, Rainbow Dash had made arrangements with the
weather crew, Applejack had left at least 50 pages of
instructions for her brother and sisters, Rarity had dropped a
hissing box of Opalescence off at her parents' house after
locking up her boutique, and Pinkie Pie had put together a
Sunday night 'going away' party with a speech from the mayor and
apple pie all around.
Twilight took another sip of tea. "I'm sure Princess
Luna's made arrangements."
A clatter from the library's front door, and Pinkie Pie
came bouncing in, her panniers flapping against her flanks.
"This is so exciting! I mean, I didn't even know there was a
five o'clock in the morning!"
Friday, April 1, 2011
Dawn
Earlier chapters of all this include 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. And as long as I'm posting stuff, this week's Prompt from Poetigress was the word "sisters."
Voices woke me just about dawn, and not the usual grousing of
my housemates about who should or shouldn't be in the bathroom at
whatever time it happens to be. No, this was El Brujo talking,
something quite unusual for that early. "--not as crunchy this
year," she was saying.
"True, that," came a rough voice. "When you gotta eat
eggshell just to get roughage, I mean, shouldn't bones be plenty?"
"Roughage?" El Brujo gave a raspy little cat laugh. "You
worried you're not geting enough fiber, chica?"
The other voice laughed, too, more than a bit of cawing in
it: a crow, I realized, but not Jefe, the big crow who'd been
showing up more often lately. I flopped around so I could face
the window and saw El Brujo across the way stretched out easily on
the De la Vega's roof, a crow that I might almost call petite
perched beside her. This crow flapped a wing against El Brujo's
shoulder and said, "Regular's important, Gata. Us birds, we know
that more than anybody."
Pony of a Different Color
They're having an April Foals' Day Contest over at Equestria Daily, and this is my entry!
Steeling herself, Fluttershy stopped in front of Sugarcube
Corner. "I'm sorry, Rarity," she said, pushing the words out
when her friend paused to take a breath in the middle of another
funny story about her cat, "but I just have to stop off here for
a moment."
"Here?" Rarity arched an eyebrow at the bakery's door.
"On April Fools' Day? With Pinkie Pie inside?"
Fluttershy forced a chuckle past the nervous clench in her
throat. "Oh, now, Rarity. You know Pinkie always takes April
Fools' Day off. It's for amateur jokers, she says, not
professionals like her."
"I know what she says." Rarity turned and marched to the
opposite side of the street. "However, I believe I'll wait out
here, if you don't mind."
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