Voices woke me just about dawn, and not the usual grousing of my housemates about who should or shouldn't be in the bathroom at whatever time it happens to be. No, this was El Brujo talking, something quite unusual for that early. "--not as crunchy this year," she was saying. "True, that," came a rough voice. "When you gotta eat eggshell just to get roughage, I mean, shouldn't bones be plenty?" "Roughage?" El Brujo gave a raspy little cat laugh. "You worried you're not geting enough fiber, chica?" The other voice laughed, too, more than a bit of cawing in it: a crow, I realized, but not Jefe, the big crow who'd been showing up more often lately. I flopped around so I could face the window and saw El Brujo across the way stretched out easily on the De la Vega's roof, a crow that I might almost call petite perched beside her. This crow flapped a wing against El Brujo's shoulder and said, "Regular's important, Gata. Us birds, we know that more than anybody." "Honoria! I'm shocked!" El Brujo touched a paw to her chest. "I always thought that was more a pigeon thing, working so hard to poop on human cars and clothes and such." "Naw." The crow was female, I realized suddenly, though I had no idea how I knew. Something about the voice, about the way she held herself, about the ruffle of feathers around her neck: I'd always thought of crows as masculine before, but this one, it couldn't've been clearer if she'd had eyelashes and a bow around her head. "A lady don't like to talk about it, of course, but--" The crow grinned, a smile curling the base of her beak. "Good thing we don't got no ladies here, huh?" "Oh, I don't know." A flick of her ears, and El Brujo turned her head to stare down at me, her eyes half-closed. "August there's always been such a delicate lad." The crow cackled. "Like my brother, right? Fulla piss and vinegar his own self, but let me start talking like I'm not a porcelain doll, and he gets all--" She puffed her chest feathers out, started strutting around in a way that I completely recognized: she was doing an impersonation of Jefe. "'Honoria!'" she barked, and she even did a pretty good version of his voice. "'Don't be common!'" She deflated and became just herself again. "Like we're not crows! Like we're not the most common bird in the whole freakin' sky!" El Brujo reached out a paw and nudged Honoria in the side. "There's nothing common about you, chica. Nothing at all." Another little crow smile. "You too good to me, Gata." She spread her wings, then, and leaped into the brightening sky. "Get back on duty, there, then, 'fore your boss starts saying you ain't a lady!" I raised my voice. "You keep regular, Honoria!" She laughed as she flapped past the window, then the silence of dawn took over. "Really, August." A sniff across the way, El Brujo rising to her paws and stretching; she bunched her legs up and sprang over to the windowsill, sat down, and began licking a front paw. "There's no need to get vulgar."
And then, as you might suspect, comes 7.
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