"It's demeaning is what it is," El Brujo was saying,
huddled close to my thighs in an effort to keep out of the wind.
"But why should I be surprised? Dogs and crows haven't an ounce
of propriety to share amongst either of their genera:
it's common knowledge."
I was concentrating on getting us back to the house. Not
that I expected rain from the big clouds skittering across the
blue overhead, not around here at the end of April. But the
wind was blowing against us, and a guy in a wheelchair with a
big black cat in his lap, that's not exactly an aerodynamic
shape.
"And while I don't wish to bring up a sore subject," El
Brujo continued, "I can't help but express my concern once more
about this whole 'Augie Dog' nom de plume you've adopted
when pretending you're someone else with your computer friends."
She sighed and seemed to spread herself more uniformly across my
legs. "Such identification can only herald a lack of--"
"This!" a yapping little voice said from the other side of
the unkempt wooden fence we were currently rolling past. "Is
so! Exciting!" Something scampered about in the over-grown
grass, and sliding to a halt, I found I couldn't see what it
was. The house here had been empty for months since the bank
took it away from the Petersons, but a "U-Haul" van sat in the
driveway now, boxes stacked around it. "I can't!" the voice was
saying. "Believe! How wonderful! Ev'rything is!"
The rustling had gotten El Brujo's attention, and she
snapped alert, her front paws suddenly on the arm of the chair,
her tail flicking slowly, her narrowed gaze focused. "That
smells like a--" she said. "But how can it--?"
It popped from under cover, then, into a less bushy part of
the yard: a dog about the size of a clenched fist, all fly-away
dark red fur, huge brown eyes, and flapping pink tongue.
"Singing!" it shouted. "Dancing! Just! Can't! Stop!" It
spun in circles, and everything about it made me think this was
a little girl puppy.
El Brujo's ears went back, and she sniffed. "Children,
I've always felt, should be seen and not heard."
The puppy froze, her eyes somehow even wider and staring at
El Brujo. "Cat lady!" she said, her voice full of wonder.
"Beautiful cat lady!"
I couldn't help smiling at the effect that one simple word
had on El Brujo's entire attitude, like it was a hand smoothing
her fur and scratching her ears; her whiskers curled into a
smile, and she said, "Well. A perceptive child at least."
"I'm Heather!" the puppy chirped, leaping forward to peer
up at us between the slats of the fence. "I've never been
outside before! Is it always so big and...and...and
ev'rything??"
"Pretty much," I said. I leaned down and stuck out a
finger for Heather to sniff. "I'm Augie, and this is my friend
El Brujo. Have you just--?"
"Heather!" another voice called--human this time--and I
straightened up to see a young woman on the steps of the house,
her hair short and dark, little round glasses perched on her
nose. "Behave yourself!"
"Deena!" The puppy shot across the scraggly lawn, the
woman crouching to catch her when she flew into her arms. "This
is the best place ever!"
The woman smiled at the puppy, and I guessed she was about
my age, early twenties or so--I've never been that good at
figuring this stuff out when it comes to humans. She turned the
smile on me, and it became a bit more guarded. "I hope her
yapping isn't bothering you," she said.
"Not at all." I put on a smile of my own. "It's always
nice to see someone new in the neighborhood. I'm Gus, one of
the local gimp squad."
Her smile got even more guarded. "Deena," she said,
rubbing Heather's tummy, the puppy squirming around like she was
trying to lick all Deena's fingers at the same time. "Me and
the folks're just moving in, so I...I gotta go!" She spun,
bolted through the door, and it slammed shut.
I swallowed, grabbed the rims, pushed us forward, El Brujo
settling back onto my lap. "A potentially bright child, that,"
she said. "We'll have to make this a regular part of our rounds
from now on."
"If you say so," was all I could manage to get out.On further into double digits with 11!
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